{beep} ....This is not a test....Stay tuned for an Emergency Broadcast Submission......
....Just in..... Ace Reporter Neil Sadler has e-mailed me this incredible eyewitness account.....
Alert!!!!!! VONS ...... 6-pack Newcastle $5.99
That's something for your 'News' page.
Cheers,
Neil
....This is not a test....If this had been a test you could just go back to watching your network television show, but since it is not, you should get off your butt and buy some Newcastle.
...Transmission over....{beep}
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